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    • I already have a digital camera, and I hardly ever take pictures of myself except for personal use with extremely expensive image analysis software to gauge the effects of my steadily increasing Deca-Durabolin consumption on the length, …

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    • I maybe crazy, but I’m not going to that much trouble. I tied bits of pearl cotton through the button holes and glued them on. Also the wire for the ear muffs was just supposed to be a black 16 gauge wire. I didn’t have that, …

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    • Stick a tyre gauge in her ear! What do you call a sheep with no legs? A Cloud! What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? El-if-i-no! What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have No-I-Dear. …

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    • Not the way a man might hesitate before he kissed a woman, to gauge her reaction, to see how he would be received. Perhaps he would hesitate to prolong the moment, that ideal moment of anticipation, sometimes better than the kiss itself …

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    • I tjirped all too bright full, and he stared at me blankly for a while, trying to gauge my mood- whether I was fucking pissed off because he was home late, or whether I was just incredibly high-up-in-the-sky because I finally knew he …

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    • like: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? Stick a tyre gauge in her ear! He said: "I couldn't believe my ears. I thought they were joking - but they were deadly serious. "This proves the world has gone completely crazy. …

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    • A. It’s too little to be let out in its own. Q. How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence? A. Stick a tyre gauge in her ear. Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes? A. I have No-I-Dear. Q. What do you do if your wife staggers? …

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    • It takes serious studying and an ear to the ground to find out exactly what's going on. Many times, when parents spinoff businesses, they keep it quiet. If the media gets a hold of it, shares can crash artificially, or spike prematurely …

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    • It takes serious studying and an ear to the ground to find out exactly what's going on. Many times, when parents spinoff businesses, they keep it quiet. If the media gets a hold of it, shares can crash artificially, or spike prematurely …

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    • It takes serious studying and an ear to the ground to find out exactly what's going on. Many times, when parents spinoff businesses, they keep it quiet. If the media gets a hold of it, shares can crash artificially, or spike prematurely …



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